Oct. 14, 2010 – TNA Tales – Woww!

15 10 2010

Last night on TNA was a huge night! Not only because there was an appearance by Jersey Shore star J-Woww, but all of the Knockouts segment’s were very good! All I can say is… “Woww!”

Backstage Segment: J-Woww

The moment those MTV fans have been waiting for! J-Woww has arrived at the Impact Zone in a shiney white BMW.

In-Ring Segment: Madison Rayne and Tara

Madison Rayne comes out with a referee. We see footage from Bound for Glory when Tara won the Knockouts Title.

Madison has a microphone and she says that last Sunday night was the biggest night in professional wrestling. It was the biggest pay per view of the year and she had a plan. That plan involved her becoming the three time TNA Knockouts Champion. That didn’t happen because her title is around the waist of Tara. The same Tara who has her to thank for getting her job back in TNA. She demands that Tara come back to the ring and give her what she deserves . . . a Knockouts Title Match right now.

Tara’s music plays and she comes out to the ring.

Madison reminds Tara that she is the reason why she is back in TNA. Madison signed the contract to let her wrestle again. Madison is the reason why Tara was in the match and she owes her. Madison says that they had a deal and she tells Tara to do the right thing.

Tara gives the referee the title belt and then she

Match #1: Tara vs. Madison Rayne for the TNA Knockouts Title

Tara lays down and Madison gets the three count. Quick, simple, easy.

Post-Match: Madison celebrates with Tara acting as if she did something monumental. Madison says that she did it. She tells Tara that she has to give her credit because she knows that was the toughest match . . .

Mickie James interrupts and she says that she calls herself a champion. She finds that disgraceful, not just for her but for anyone who has ever held a title. Mickie tells Madison to shut up. She says that is making a mockery of a championship. Mickie says that she sees no better time to take the Knockouts Title than right now.

Mickie comes to the ring and Mickie punches Tara but Tara with a knee. Mickie nails a back kick and Madison leaves the ring. Mickie holds up the title belt.

Backstage Segment: The Beautiful People and J-Woww

We go to the back where Angelina Love, Velvet Sky, and Lacey Von Erich are getting made up and J-Woww enters. They hug and  J-Woww says that she is looking for Cookie. She says that this should be her last night here.

Backstage Segment: The Beautiful People, Orlando Jordan and Eric Young

We are back and the Beautiful People and J-Woww are looking for Cookie. Eric Young sees them and he cannot believe that she is there. He wants her to sign his jugs with her Herbie Hancock. Orlando Jordan says that she looks fabulous and would like to put his lollipop in her mouth. She refuses, steps on the lollipop and they walk away. Jordan says that he hates Jersey Shore and Young says he thinks she likes him.

Backstage Segment: Miss Tessamacher and Eric Bischoff

Eric is impressed with Miss Tessmacher’s pearl necklace and he wants to talk about things after the show. Eric says that it is that easy with her and that Pope and Nash know how easy she is. She shared information that she shouldn’t have shared. Eric says that she isn’t thinking with her head. Eric says that they are done. She has one option and that is to get in the ring with the Knockouts. She isn’t running things for the Knockouts any more. Eric tells her to get her 38DDs out of his sight. She storms off and Ken Anderson comes up behind Eric Bischoff. Ken shakes Eric’s hand and says that he says that he never thought he would meet a bigger asshole than him. He calls Eric a d-bag and then he shakes Eric’s hand really hard and Ken says that Eric won’t win the war. Ken leaves and Bischoff calls him a Son of a Bitch.

In-Ring Segment: Cat Fight! – J-Woww vs. Cookie

Cookie and Robbie E come to the ring.

They have mics and Robbie says that he has something crazy to tell her. He says that they are on at the same time as the Jersey Shore and he says sorry because after Robbie E and Cookie debuted last week, nobody wants to watch those fake punks. They want to watch them. He says that Jersey Shore is done. Cookie says that the Jersey Shore posers are done. Cookie calls J-Woww ‘J-Cow’.

J-Woww comes to the ring with Angelina Love, Velvet Sky, and Lacey Von Erich. Taz states she fits right in with the BP’s.  J-Woww gets in Cookie’s face and Cookie calls her a poser and J-Cow again. Cookie talks slowly and she tells her to take her fake weave and “dollar store funbags” and crawl back into the hole she came from.

Cookie slaps J-Woww and J-Woww takes her down and she slams Cookie’s head into the mat as she punches her. The Beautiful People take care of Robbie. My new favorite line.. “Kick to the dick!”

Fast-Forward to 0:28

Source: TNAStars.com

**TNAWrestling.com has NOT posted Media for last night’s iMPACT.**




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